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About Totally Not Fake New Blog

Totally Not Fake News Blog is exactly what it is and exactly what it sounds like. With so much fake news out there, you need a source that is reliable – something that isn’t fake. You need something you know is true because it lines up with our liberal agendas. We all know that cisgendered white men are and will be the downfall of our society unless us POC stick together.

Our award winning investigative journalism is cutting edge. We have reporters everywhere constantly moving forward our effort to report on news that isn’t fake.

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I contact Totally Not Fake News Blog?

Click here to contact us. Please note that unsolicited bulk email, email attachments, and junk email of any kind are not accepted, and will be filtered and immediately discarded upon receipt.

How can I trust that Totally Not Fake News Blog is real and legitimate?

Does it sound like something a liberal extremist would say? Would a crowd of Bernie Sanders supporters cheer and clap if the headlines of one of these articles was read on stage? If so, then it’s totally not fake news.

I read something in Totally Not Fake News Blog that is in fact completely fake and slander/libel is not appreciated. How can I sue Totally Not Fake News Blog?

Please do not do that. The First Amendment protects satire as a form of free speech and expression. Totally Not Fake News Blog uses invented names in all of its stories, except in cases where public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Totally Not Fake News Blog is not intended for readers under 18 years of age. For legal purposes, this is the only part of the website that will admit that everything on here is a joke and not meant to be taken seriously. We will now resume what Totally Not Fake News Blog is all about.

Can I submit an article or an idea for an article to Totally Not Fake News Blog?

Absolutely. Click here or click contact in order to submit an inquiry. If we like it, we will use it with your permission. If we don’t, we regretfully apologize. We have no intention of hurting your feelings to the point that you are in need of a safe space. The suicide hotline is 1-800-273-8255.

Where can I follow Totally Not Fake News Blog?

So far, we are only available on Facebook. Other social media platforms coming soon.

 

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